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17th April 2014

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Looking back through old photos, found this cool old schoolhouse in  Williamsburg. #tbt I guess

Looking back through old photos, found this cool old schoolhouse in Williamsburg. #tbt I guess

Tagged: tbt

15th August 2013

Photo reblogged from Cor, Blimey! with 8 notes

The NUGE making my POS look good n shit

The NUGE making my POS look good n shit

30th January 2013

Photo reblogged from practiced personalities with 368 notes

canimuff:

sinlessvillainy:

Saw this on Instagram. Felt like it needed a little more exposure. First off, I had to google it to figure out WTF a “dapper” sticker was. Apparently “dapper” is the new “swag” for the stance children and the stanciest kid of all has a “scene” website and has these giant “dapper” banner stickers that he gives/sells/who-knows to cars that he approves of. Just reading the description on his website or facebook page is enough to know that this kid deserves to be punched in the mouth. I understand that it’s invite only, but being an asshole just because you’ve got a ton of nutswingers on the forums/twitter/IG/facebook/etc just contributes to the douchetastic nature of this “scene” that everyone wants to be a part of. There was a time when people built cars and trucks for themselves and didn’t give a fuck about what other people in the “scene” thought. It used to be enjoyable to go onto forums and discuss ideas, mods, and cars with other enthusiasts. But these days you go to the forums and they’re filled with a handful of “superstars” and thousands of nutswingers that make pre-teen Justin Bieber fanatics look tame. All of this message board dick sucking just fuels oversized egos and asshole behavior that people in the “scene” think is cool. Whatever happened to staying humble? There’s nothing wrong with having confidence, but for fucks sake don’t act like you’re some big shot celebrity….especially if you still live with your parents. I’ve seen some of these superstars in action. They spend all their time at meets/shows talking about their cars to a group of people hanging on their every word. I must be weird, because I’ll spend 5 minutes talking about my ride and an hour discussing someone else’s completely stock ride and what they have planned for it. There seems to be a lot of etiquette lost on the younger generation of enthusiasts. So here is a refresher course.
1. Nobody likes an asshole. So try not to be one.
2. Enthusiast: noun. A person who is highly interested in a particular activity or subject. Ask yourself, are you in this for the love of cars/trucks or are you in this for the “scene”? If you aren’t a car/truck enthusiast, please leave. You are ruining the purity of the group. You can go be a scene enthusiast at a nightclub.
3. You don’t insult someone else’s car. It’s just as bad as insulting someone’s girlfriend. You don’t have to like it, but you don’t have to say shit about it. I am just as guilty of this as everyone else, but I am trying to get better.
4. We were all new once. Be patient with newcomers. See #1.
5. Build your car for you, not for the internet and people you will probably never meet.
6. Don’t let your car’s reputation inflate your ego. Stay humble. See #1.
7. Don’t let jealousy turn into hate. See #1.

I love you Zeb

On one hand, this dude has a point: There’s a right and wrong way to talk to someone. Politeness goes a long way. However, fuck the OP. If you would have been accepted, you know you would be balls deep in showing off your newfound scene allegiance instead of being a salty baby about how this kid talked to you via email.You preach “build your car for yourself”, but here you are begging for the approval of others.

canimuff:

sinlessvillainy:

Saw this on Instagram. Felt like it needed a little more exposure. First off, I had to google it to figure out WTF a “dapper” sticker was. Apparently “dapper” is the new “swag” for the stance children and the stanciest kid of all has a “scene” website and has these giant “dapper” banner stickers that he gives/sells/who-knows to cars that he approves of. Just reading the description on his website or facebook page is enough to know that this kid deserves to be punched in the mouth. I understand that it’s invite only, but being an asshole just because you’ve got a ton of nutswingers on the forums/twitter/IG/facebook/etc just contributes to the douchetastic nature of this “scene” that everyone wants to be a part of. There was a time when people built cars and trucks for themselves and didn’t give a fuck about what other people in the “scene” thought. It used to be enjoyable to go onto forums and discuss ideas, mods, and cars with other enthusiasts. But these days you go to the forums and they’re filled with a handful of “superstars” and thousands of nutswingers that make pre-teen Justin Bieber fanatics look tame. All of this message board dick sucking just fuels oversized egos and asshole behavior that people in the “scene” think is cool. Whatever happened to staying humble? There’s nothing wrong with having confidence, but for fucks sake don’t act like you’re some big shot celebrity….especially if you still live with your parents. I’ve seen some of these superstars in action. They spend all their time at meets/shows talking about their cars to a group of people hanging on their every word. I must be weird, because I’ll spend 5 minutes talking about my ride and an hour discussing someone else’s completely stock ride and what they have planned for it. There seems to be a lot of etiquette lost on the younger generation of enthusiasts. So here is a refresher course.

1. Nobody likes an asshole. So try not to be one.

2. Enthusiast: noun. A person who is highly interested in a particular activity or subject. Ask yourself, are you in this for the love of cars/trucks or are you in this for the “scene”? If you aren’t a car/truck enthusiast, please leave. You are ruining the purity of the group. You can go be a scene enthusiast at a nightclub.

3. You don’t insult someone else’s car. It’s just as bad as insulting someone’s girlfriend. You don’t have to like it, but you don’t have to say shit about it. I am just as guilty of this as everyone else, but I am trying to get better.

4. We were all new once. Be patient with newcomers. See #1.

5. Build your car for you, not for the internet and people you will probably never meet.

6. Don’t let your car’s reputation inflate your ego. Stay humble. See #1.

7. Don’t let jealousy turn into hate. See #1.

I love you Zeb

On one hand, this dude has a point: There’s a right and wrong way to talk to someone. Politeness goes a long way.


However, fuck the OP. If you would have been accepted, you know you would be balls deep in showing off your newfound scene allegiance instead of being a salty baby about how this kid talked to you via email.

You preach “build your car for yourself”, but here you are begging for the approval of others.

Source: sinlessvillainy

22nd August 2012

Photo reblogged from Cali+Life with 61,924 notes

livinzlyfe:

this doesn’t happen in real life.

Yes, it does. Ask me how I know.

livinzlyfe:

this doesn’t happen in real life.

Yes, it does. Ask me how I know.

Source: fuckyeahragetoons

24th May 2012

Photo reblogged from BOYS WILL BE BOYS with 3 notes

For serious: I love this.

For serious: I love this.

Source: vacuumnoise

19th April 2012

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Super excited, now to figure out what to paint.  #losangeles #bureauofartsandculture #skatersrule #graffiti #art (Taken with instagram)

Super excited, now to figure out what to paint. #losangeles #bureauofartsandculture #skatersrule #graffiti #art (Taken with instagram)

Tagged: artbureauofartsandculturelosangelesgraffitiskatersrule

1st April 2012

Photo reblogged from Inked Girls with 950 notes

Whoa

Whoa

Source: your-body-is-a-canvas

25th March 2012

Photo reblogged from On rocks I've dreamt with 6,918 notes


Louis Armstrong plays for his wife in front of the Sphinx by the pyramids in Giza, 1961


So, this is awesome.

Louis Armstrong plays for his wife in front of the Sphinx by the pyramids in Giza, 1961

So, this is awesome.

Source: missfolly

23rd March 2012

Photo reblogged from Suicide Blonde with 542 notes

suicideblonde:

Marilyn Monroe in 1955

When women were women.

suicideblonde:

Marilyn Monroe in 1955

When women were women.

23rd March 2012

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Being in water scares the shit out of me, but this is stellar.

Being in water scares the shit out of me, but this is stellar.

Source: pushthemovement

23rd March 2012

Photo reblogged from Funsui with 41 notes

itmakesnosense:

Problem solved…

#genius

itmakesnosense:

Problem solved…

#genius

23rd March 2012

Photo reblogged from did you know? with 2,577 notes

did-you-kno:

Source

Burning finger nail smells like steaks on a grill.

did-you-kno:

Source

Burning finger nail smells like steaks on a grill.

23rd March 2012

Photo reblogged from halfheighthex with 2 notes

Whoa

Whoa

21st March 2012

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Doofus. #bassethound #bassetlove #dogsofinstagram #dog (Taken with instagram)

Doofus. #bassethound #bassetlove #dogsofinstagram #dog (Taken with instagram)

Tagged: bassethoundbassetlovedogsofinstagramdog

16th March 2012

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#birthday #tradition #shamrockshake (Taken with instagram)

#birthday #tradition #shamrockshake (Taken with instagram)

Tagged: birthdaytraditionshamrockshake